Some New Thoughts for the Week

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved
body, but rather to skid in sideways – Cabernet in one hand, chocolate
in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn
out and screaming ‘WOO HOO!? What a Ride!’ ”

AND……

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the
final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.? Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.