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Spook
HARDY PARKERSON WROTE:
Edward Moss Carmouche A country boy.? What humble stock and town ? What country farms? Where?
But HARDY PARKERSON never answered Mr. Liskow’s question.
Why?
Ferdie Perchecko
Yeah, dem lawyers sure is stupid, can’t keep up with dem law. I agrees witch ya, Norris.
Martin
What this wetback doing posting here.
Hardy Parkerson
Becuse Liskow is dead, stupid!
Dudley Pitre
It’s about the price of gasoline, Stupid!
Hardy Parkerson
Give it up!
Give it up!
My mind keeps sayin’,
“Just give it up!”
But I’m a fighter
And I won’t quit.
I’ll fight right down
To the end of it;
And when I go out,
You’ll hear me shout,
“I’ll make it yet,
For I won’t quit!”
Cullen Liskow
Hey big time Lake Charles lawyer, how may times did you ride in Eddie Carmouche’s yellow limo ?
How well did you know Eddie and Virginia ?
I bet our collegends never called Eddie Moss Carmouche the “Village Idiot”.
Eddie,like me had offices and staff thoughtout the Gulf Coast region. We were well respected and well paid for what we did. We had a practice where we had to go to a jail and visit a client. Much less wait two hours to see one.
Hardy Parkerson
What’s a “Collegend”, or what are “Collegends”? Answer me that, and then I might be able to answer your questions. s/Hardy Parkerson
Rev. Jerry Roberts
Charlene,
Director of what?
Which Concordia University, location please.
Hardy Parkerson
Those Chicks at Starbucks
I haven’t written a poem
In quite a long time,
So I guess I’ll try writin’ one
And try to make it rhyme.
If I work real hard
And have a little luck
I might become a bard
Writin’ ‘bout those chicks at Starbucks.
Seems all those beautiful gals
Have gone to Starbucks, Slick;.
So I gotta get over there, pal
And find me a chick.
Those gals at Starbucks
Look like a bunch of movie stars;
But it’s I in my old truck
And they in their flashy cars.
But I’ve found out somethin’
That I didn’t know
It’s if you have a truck,
It’s with you they wanta go.
Somethin’ ‘bout a truck
That makes a Starbucks honey
Wanta climb in that cab
And help you spend your money.
pathetic
Why does Hardy Parkerson go around the internet ruining websites by taking them over and using them as his own personal blog?
Hardy Parkerson
One More Soldier
A chaplain in the Army
That was stationed in Iraq
Sat sadly ‘side a soldier
Who’d been wounded in the back.
The man knew he was dying
And the chaplain heard him say,
“Father, hear my story
And join me as I pray.
“My orders were to guard the streets
In this distant foreign place;
I saw the tears and misery
On each sad haunted face.
“The mortar shells were falling
In the streets and all around;
I dived for safety in the dirt
And tightly hugged the ground
“I saw things man should never see.
I watched the children die;
All torn apart by missiles
That were falling from the sky.
“I could hear a tiny baby,
As she whimpered and she cried:
Cradled in her mother’s arms,
As she lay there and she died.
“I saw my fellow soldiers fall
In a suicide attack;
I pulled one man to safety,
But got wounded in the back.
“Father, tell my wife for me
I’ll miss her loving touch;
Please tell her that I’m sorry
And I love her very much.
“When you see my little son,
Please do your best to tell him why
His Daddy came here to this place,
Why I fought and had to die.
“Please tell them, Father, what it is
That we’ve been fightin’ for;
And I hope that they’ll be proud of me
For serving in this war.
“Father, the light is getting dim
And it’s hard for me to see;
I really wish that I were home,
It’s where I want to be.”
The young man slowly closed his eyes,
Then drew in his last breath;
Another husband and a dad
Had been lost to us in death.
And when he gets to Heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
“One more soldier reporting sir,
I’ve served my time in Hell.”
* Final stanza is a quote by -Sgt. James A. Donahue
-poem by Stephen E. Washam
Craig Roberts
Whoever you are, jerk, you don’t even have enough courage to sign your
name to your libels. People were so devastated by the injustice to Jim
Brown that they elected Wooley as a favor to Brown. Everybody knew
Wooley was Brown’s right-hand-man. Wooley did not get elected because
of Wooley, but because of Brown. Pretty soon Brown will get a pardon
and be back in Louisiana state government. I plan to get elected
governor and let him run the state, so long as I approve of what he
does, and I am sure I will. I even plan to let him live in the
Governor’s Mansion. I just want a house by the side of the road
somewhere not too far from Baton Rouge, so that I can show up and sign
papers for Brown. Hey! I’m signing my name, jerk, but you don’t have
the courage to sign yours. Bug off! Bug out! We don’t need you on this
great web-site! S/Hardy Parkerson; Ronald Reagan Candidate for Governor
Hardy Parkerson
Thanks Craig! That says it all! Keep up the good work! Sincerely, Hardy Parkerson, Lake Charles
pathetic
Wow. It doesn’t get anymore PATHETIC than this. Hardy, why did you post as “Craig Roberts”?
Hardy Parkerson
You are the one who calls youself Pathetic. You ought to know. What was posted there under the name Craig Roberts may have been originally posted by me under my name–for I am not a coward like you–but I do not know who posted it under the name of Craig Roberts. Probably you, if the truth were known. Sincerely, Hardy Parkerson, Atty.; Lake Charles
pathetic
No Hardy, I’m the one who calls YOU pathetic…
Hardy Parkerson
And you are sick, Pathetic. Get help, get a life! Are you a queer? You certainly act like one.
Laurie
Laurie: I’m wondering if you have any influence within country music community to right a definite wrong concerning the country music hall of fame…the fact that Jerry Lee Lewis (along with some other notable absences) is NOT a member of the country music hall of fame. It’s a disgrace
Riley Newman
Hardy, you need to clean up your yard at the home. The trash can in the front yard is over filled, and the grass needs cutting.
You need to get some Mexicans to come to your hose and do that for you, if your getting to old to did it yourself.
Hardy Parkerson
Cajun Country
When you’re down in Louisiana
On Interstate Highway Ten,
We want you to feel welcome
So you’ll want to come again.
Stop and have a shot of coffee,
When you get to Iowa;
And get the best of food and drink
At any town café.
There are crawfish bisque and boudin,
You can smell them in the air;
There are catfish, shrimp and oysters
Just waiting for you there.
We’ll boil a pot of Cajun shrimp
Out on the open fire;
You can eat them with your favorite drink,
Strong or soft, as you desire.
And the Cajuns there will greet you
And lighten up your load
And help you pass a real good time,
As you pass through on the road.
You might meet Justin Wilson,
Hear his silly Cajun jokes;
Or you might meet Cajun Boudreaux,
Or some other Cajun folks.
You can hear the French accordion
Playing Joli Blonde at nine,
When the Cajuns all kick off their shoes
And have a dancing time.
And if Lady Di were here with us,
She’d eat some crawfish too;
We’d teach her how to crack the tails,
Just like the Cajuns do.
For the Cajuns like a fais do do,
They like a bonne soiree.
The Cajuns like to eat and drink
And pass the time away.
An alligator sauce picance
We’ll cook for you, my friend;
We want to make you happy,
As you pass on Interstate Ten.
-hardy parkerson
Jack Burton
Glad to see somebody besides Hardy Parkerson and the Internet Terrorist posting here. Keep up the good work! s/Jack Burton
Elvin Thibodeaux
What is an internet terrorist, and who the hell is Hardy Parkerson ?
Jack Burton
Those Starbucks Chicks
I haven’t written a poem
In quite a long time,
So I guess I’ll try writin’ one
And try to make it rhyme.
If I work real hard
And have a little luck
I might become a bard
Writin’ ‘bout those chicks at Starbucks.
Seems all the beautiful gals
Have gone to Starbucks, Slick;.
So I gotta get over there, pal
And find me a chick.
Those gals at Starbucks
Look like a bunch of movie stars;
But it’s I in my old truck
And they in their flashy cars.
But I’ve found out somethin’
That I didn’t know:
It’s if you have a truck,
It’s with you they wanta go.
Something ‘bout a truck
That makes a Starbucks honey
Wanta climb up in that cab
And help you spend your money.
-by hardy parkerson
Hardy Parkerson
Thanks for posting my poem, Jack! Keep up the good work!
Jim–I’d like your thoughts on the following…we in Louisiana have decided that legislators cannot hold fundraisers while in session. The reason is simply that it gives the appearance of impropriety. However, it is perfectly legal for a participant in a lawsuit or criminal hearing to make a campaign contribution to a judge the DAY that case is being heard. Shouldn’t we address this horrible perception??
Hardy Parkerson
Or a lawyer to the D.A.
If you’ve got money, honey,/
Freedom’s on it’s way./
You can buy the best lawyer in town,/
Or even the best D.A.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
Mose Collin
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
Mr. Repub.
Mark Abraham (Republican) is running for Senate District 25 as well. Now, party affiliation doesn’t matter to me one bit in this race. Mr. Abraham could be running for the Golden Retriever Party and as of right now, he’d have my vote.
Mr. Abraham is a former LSU football player, though in this instance I won’t hold that against him!! He served on the Lake Charles City Council from 1989 to 1992 and is currently the President of the Lake Charles Port Authority.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
Hershel H.
Hardy must be taking his Prozac on a regular bases lately.
He not acting the fool as much.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
Whoever you are, you Internet Terrorist, you should be taking Prozac. Your days are numbered. You will be arrested by the F.B.I. very, very soon; and the sooner the better for this and other web-sites. We are cominng after you hard. Pack your bags and toothbrush, for you will be using it inside a Federal prison somewhere, probably Beaumont or Oakdale. s/Hardy Parkerson
Hershel H.
Oakdale I hope.
Hardy Parkerson
Wait and see if when it is all over and the votes are in and counted if it is not Senator Hillory Clinton who will be the next president. It’s an inevitabilty.
Harlan
Also Hardy, remember what Winnie taugh you years ago.
“Your Judged By The Company You Keep”.
And to always wear clean unwear.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
My mother taught me the Jewish Scriptures, which say, “Answer not a fool, according to his own folly, lest thou be like unto him.”
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
Chapter 2 – Our Inauguration
Once we have been elected, there will come the swearing in. It really will not be my Inauguration, but the inauguration of the little people of Louisiana. I plan to study the inauguration of Andrew Jackson and make ours match or outdo his first inauguration as much as possible. I recall studying about Jackson’s inauguration when I was a student at McNeese and taking American history from Dr. Donald J. Millet. Dr. Millet was a great professor, and in those days at McNeese he taught his classes in an old Army barracks moved onto the McNeese Campus and converted into a classroom. In those days, many of the McNeese classes were held in such old Army barracks. Dr. Millet taught much more than history. He taught about the Catholic Church and about Christianity as well. His lectures just came across in such a way as to let us know that his calling was more than as a history professor. And although I had gone to church all my life, and in my years prior to college, I had pretty much gone to church three times a week: Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday night; nevertheless, I never learned what the Doctrine of the Trinity was until I heard Dr. Millet explain how St. Patrick had gone into England and had taken the clover leaf to explain to the indigenous natives how that the Godhead could be and was “three in one,” by demonstrating how the cloverleaf was “three in one.” It was strange to me, even early in my college years, to realize that I had learned such an important tenet of the Christian Faith as the Doctrine of the Trinity from a Catholic, as I had been brought up in a church and in a society which was pretty much “anti-Catholic.”
As a young adult, I once had a serious problem, and I sought out for spiritual advice a friend of mine who was a retired Catholic priest. We had never discussed religion before, only the fact that he was a retired Catholic priest. When I approached him about my problem, I had the presence of mind to call him “Father”, although all of my life I had been taught to “call no man ‘Father’ but the father who was in Heaven.” Nevertheless, I said to my friend the retired Catholic priest, “Father Gobeil, I am not a Catholic, but….” He heard my initial introduction to him and said, “Son, let me ask you some questions!” When I had answered all of his litany of questions affirmatively, he said, “Son, you ARE a Catholic…according to Vatican II.” This came as a real surprise to me; and, I must add that since that time it has always been a comforting thought to me. Sometimes when I am asked if I am a Catholic, I answer, “No, but I am a better Catholic than a lot of them I know.”
What has this got to do with the Inauguration? Not so much; but I plan to have the Bishop of Louisiana for each of the the religious denominations in the state of Louisiana be a big part of the people’s Inauguration; for, after all, there is only “one” religion and I do believe it is the “catholic” religion, whether it be Baptist, Methodist, Assemblies of God, Pentecostal, Church of Christ, Episcopalian, Roman Catholic…whatever it is. There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
I was brought up in a church that did not believe in dancing. However, I have come to believe over the years that dancing is not as bad as it was made to seem to me when I was a boy growing up. So at the Inauguration, there will be “dancing on the Capitol Grounds,” and “dancing in the Streets of Baton Rouge.” We will have good Cajun music and good Cajun bands there to play and sing. Also, we will have good Blue Grass bands and vocalists there and good Country and Western bands and vocalists there and good Gospel bands and Gospel vocalists there. If we can afford him after the election, we are going to have Willie Nelson and Governor Kinky Friedman there…singing, as usual. The Parkerson Administration is going to be a musical one. I am going to have Jimmy Smith and Leonard Grissino and Brother Murrell Ewing and…you name him, or her…if he or she has musical and/or vocal talent, he or she is going to get a chance to perform at and be a big part of the People’s Inauguration and on the grounds of, and in the Lobby of, the State Capitol and on the grounds of and inside the Governor’s Mansion, and all during the four years of the Parkerson Administration.
And if we can afford to pay their plane fares and hotel bills–or maybe we can let all of them stay in the Governor’s Mansion during our Inauguration week; for sure I’ll be staying in my R.V. parked in the parking lot at the Governor’s Mansion–we will have former First Lady Nancy Reagan and her and President Ronald Reagan’s family there; and also former First Lady Rosalyn Carter and President Jimmy Carter there too; and President Gerald Ford and former First Lady Betty Ford; and President Bill Clinton and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton there. And if I am failing to mention somebody special that you would like to see be there and to be a big part of our Inauguration, you just let me know who it is, and I will do my very best to get them there.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about and to look forward too. And you, if you desire to be, you are going to be a big part of our Inauguration too. You just let me know!
Pathetic
Problem for you – you won’t get elected. You can’t get elected dog catcher.
Molly
You must have remembered, what your mother told you about being judged by the company you keep.
Especially if they don’t give you free tickets.
Molly
Hardy, why didn’t you attended of party’s dinner Saturday night?
There were a lot of our friends from the French Quarters asking about you.
Molly
“The president had five polyps all Democrats removed from his colon. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Carl Levin and Dick Durbin are all doing fine.”
Molly
Hardy, you didappoint me.
You haven’t even wished me a “Happy Birthday”, see I if I wish you a “Happy Birthday” in a couple of weeks.
I was thinking you and could to the casino for dinner and drinks. I’ve been sitting here waiting for you to call.
But I’ve got better things to do.
Molly
Ward Churchhill is an Idiot, as you are.
Take your medication.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: As far as this Internet Terrorist who calls himself Pathetic is concerned, it is just a matter of time until he will be arrested and jailed for Terrorism.
Molly
oh Hardy stop being such as idiot. You got bounced from the other internet forum for threatening people. You just can’t or incapable of learning. Hardy ever since you were a child people didn’t and still don’t like you. Your just a total idiot.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: As far as this Internet Terrorist who calls himself Pathetic is concerned, it is just a matter of time until he will be arrested and jailed for Terrorism.
Pathetic
So you are going to turn yourself in, Hardy?
Mary Lynch
Hardy its good to see you back to posting PoliticsLa.com again.
Try to be nice, if you don’t, they will bar you again.
ML
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: Jewish Scriptures: Answer not a fool according to his own folly, lest thou be like unto him.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
Gov. Candidate on “The New Police State Terrorism…
——————————————————————————–
The New Police State Terrorism
(August 19, 2005
– by Hardy Parkerson, Attorney)
Take Calcasieu Parish for example. We start off with about a
thousand full time deputies. Then there is the Lake Charles City
Police of about three or four hundred. Then there is the Lake
Charles City Marshal police force of about a hundred. Then there is
the Louisiana State Police of thousands. Then there is the United
States Marshal police force. Then there is the Port of Lake Charles
police force, and the Sowela Tech police force, and the McNeese
State University Police force.
Also, now we have the Sabine River Authority police force. Am I
missing any? Oh, yes! There’s even the Railroad Police, even in Lake
Charles, with cop uniforms, badges and guns. Then there is the
Federal Bureau of Investigation police, not to mention the I.N.S.
Border Patrol police force and the U.S. Customs Service police force
which perform run-of-the-mill police operations traditionally
handled only by local state police forces.
Our Fathers never intended for the Federal Government to conduct an intrastate-only Criminal Justice System; but that is what is happening right now, with the United States Attorney’s offices
handling what has traditionally been handled only by local state
prosecutors and by local state courts.
What’s more is that a contingent from each of most of the
above-named police forces has gotten together and formed even
another giant police force that they call a “Task Force” and they
are literally terrorizing the State of Louisiana. In making what is
a simple arrest of a non-violent defendant, on a simple drug charge,
they arrive en masse and all pull out guns and aim them at even
women and children who are not even criminal suspects.
Further, they depend on the United States Attorneys’ offices to
prosecute the alleged cases that they “make”. Since the state
District Judges refuse to allow some of these police forces and/or
their leader and/or leaders to “terrorize” certain portions of
Calcasieu Parish, such as North Lake Charles, and refuse to allow
the police to dictate whether bond for accused defendants will even
be allowed, and, if so, how much these bonds should be set at, these
police forces and/or their leader and/or leaders have elected to
take their cases not to the local District Attorneys for
prosecution, but to take them to the United States attorneys whose
offices are getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
The traditional Louisiana Criminal Justice System is changing and changing fast. There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.
OPEN LETTER TO TONY-G –
Dear Tony-G,
I’ve been so busy lately that I have not even been able to do much about the campaign. Nevertheless, I see that LA Pubic Broadcasting is planning a debate without you and me. We can’t let that happen! LPB is paid for with your and my Tax dollars, and we are candidates. We can’t let them have that debate without us. You and I are the two best speakers of the whole bunch. Frankly, Jindal is no more qualified to be governor, anymore than you nor I is; but for some reason the Republican Party likes him. I still think he can be beaten, but it is not going to be Campbell, Boasso nor that other guy…what’s his name? George. It won’t be they who beat him. If he is to be beaten, it will be you or I who beats him. By the way, I’ve lost your e-mail address. Please send it to me, if this is not the best way to contact you. Best of luck! You are a great guy! Also, thanks for the nice things you have said about me! Please pray for my boy who is a Naval officer on the ground in Iraq. Keep up the good work! You are running a great campaign, outdoing me at the present time, for sure. Yet, one of us will make it; and before it’s all over, one of us will need the other. Again, keep up the good work!
HARDY PARKERSON WROTE:
Edward Moss Carmouche A country boy.? What humble stock and town ? What country farms? Where?
But HARDY PARKERSON never answered Mr. Liskow’s question.
Why?
Yeah, dem lawyers sure is stupid, can’t keep up with dem law. I agrees witch ya, Norris.
What this wetback doing posting here.
Becuse Liskow is dead, stupid!
It’s about the price of gasoline, Stupid!
Give it up!
Give it up!
My mind keeps sayin’,
“Just give it up!”
But I’m a fighter
And I won’t quit.
I’ll fight right down
To the end of it;
And when I go out,
You’ll hear me shout,
“I’ll make it yet,
For I won’t quit!”
Hey big time Lake Charles lawyer, how may times did you ride in Eddie Carmouche’s yellow limo ?
How well did you know Eddie and Virginia ?
I bet our collegends never called Eddie Moss Carmouche the “Village Idiot”.
Eddie,like me had offices and staff thoughtout the Gulf Coast region. We were well respected and well paid for what we did. We had a practice where we had to go to a jail and visit a client. Much less wait two hours to see one.
What’s a “Collegend”, or what are “Collegends”? Answer me that, and then I might be able to answer your questions. s/Hardy Parkerson
Charlene,
Director of what?
Which Concordia University, location please.
Those Chicks at Starbucks
I haven’t written a poem
In quite a long time,
So I guess I’ll try writin’ one
And try to make it rhyme.
If I work real hard
And have a little luck
I might become a bard
Writin’ ‘bout those chicks at Starbucks.
Seems all those beautiful gals
Have gone to Starbucks, Slick;.
So I gotta get over there, pal
And find me a chick.
Those gals at Starbucks
Look like a bunch of movie stars;
But it’s I in my old truck
And they in their flashy cars.
But I’ve found out somethin’
That I didn’t know
It’s if you have a truck,
It’s with you they wanta go.
Somethin’ ‘bout a truck
That makes a Starbucks honey
Wanta climb in that cab
And help you spend your money.
Why does Hardy Parkerson go around the internet ruining websites by taking them over and using them as his own personal blog?
One More Soldier
A chaplain in the Army
That was stationed in Iraq
Sat sadly ‘side a soldier
Who’d been wounded in the back.
The man knew he was dying
And the chaplain heard him say,
“Father, hear my story
And join me as I pray.
“My orders were to guard the streets
In this distant foreign place;
I saw the tears and misery
On each sad haunted face.
“The mortar shells were falling
In the streets and all around;
I dived for safety in the dirt
And tightly hugged the ground
“I saw things man should never see.
I watched the children die;
All torn apart by missiles
That were falling from the sky.
“I could hear a tiny baby,
As she whimpered and she cried:
Cradled in her mother’s arms,
As she lay there and she died.
“I saw my fellow soldiers fall
In a suicide attack;
I pulled one man to safety,
But got wounded in the back.
“Father, tell my wife for me
I’ll miss her loving touch;
Please tell her that I’m sorry
And I love her very much.
“When you see my little son,
Please do your best to tell him why
His Daddy came here to this place,
Why I fought and had to die.
“Please tell them, Father, what it is
That we’ve been fightin’ for;
And I hope that they’ll be proud of me
For serving in this war.
“Father, the light is getting dim
And it’s hard for me to see;
I really wish that I were home,
It’s where I want to be.”
The young man slowly closed his eyes,
Then drew in his last breath;
Another husband and a dad
Had been lost to us in death.
And when he gets to Heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
“One more soldier reporting sir,
I’ve served my time in Hell.”
* Final stanza is a quote by -Sgt. James A. Donahue
-poem by Stephen E. Washam
Whoever you are, jerk, you don’t even have enough courage to sign your
name to your libels. People were so devastated by the injustice to Jim
Brown that they elected Wooley as a favor to Brown. Everybody knew
Wooley was Brown’s right-hand-man. Wooley did not get elected because
of Wooley, but because of Brown. Pretty soon Brown will get a pardon
and be back in Louisiana state government. I plan to get elected
governor and let him run the state, so long as I approve of what he
does, and I am sure I will. I even plan to let him live in the
Governor’s Mansion. I just want a house by the side of the road
somewhere not too far from Baton Rouge, so that I can show up and sign
papers for Brown. Hey! I’m signing my name, jerk, but you don’t have
the courage to sign yours. Bug off! Bug out! We don’t need you on this
great web-site! S/Hardy Parkerson; Ronald Reagan Candidate for Governor
Thanks Craig! That says it all! Keep up the good work! Sincerely, Hardy Parkerson, Lake Charles
Wow. It doesn’t get anymore PATHETIC than this. Hardy, why did you post as “Craig Roberts”?
You are the one who calls youself Pathetic. You ought to know. What was posted there under the name Craig Roberts may have been originally posted by me under my name–for I am not a coward like you–but I do not know who posted it under the name of Craig Roberts. Probably you, if the truth were known. Sincerely, Hardy Parkerson, Atty.; Lake Charles
No Hardy, I’m the one who calls YOU pathetic…
And you are sick, Pathetic. Get help, get a life! Are you a queer? You certainly act like one.
Laurie: I’m wondering if you have any influence within country music community to right a definite wrong concerning the country music hall of fame…the fact that Jerry Lee Lewis (along with some other notable absences) is NOT a member of the country music hall of fame. It’s a disgrace
Hardy, you need to clean up your yard at the home. The trash can in the front yard is over filled, and the grass needs cutting.
You need to get some Mexicans to come to your hose and do that for you, if your getting to old to did it yourself.
Cajun Country
When you’re down in Louisiana
On Interstate Highway Ten,
We want you to feel welcome
So you’ll want to come again.
Stop and have a shot of coffee,
When you get to Iowa;
And get the best of food and drink
At any town café.
There are crawfish bisque and boudin,
You can smell them in the air;
There are catfish, shrimp and oysters
Just waiting for you there.
We’ll boil a pot of Cajun shrimp
Out on the open fire;
You can eat them with your favorite drink,
Strong or soft, as you desire.
And the Cajuns there will greet you
And lighten up your load
And help you pass a real good time,
As you pass through on the road.
You might meet Justin Wilson,
Hear his silly Cajun jokes;
Or you might meet Cajun Boudreaux,
Or some other Cajun folks.
You can hear the French accordion
Playing Joli Blonde at nine,
When the Cajuns all kick off their shoes
And have a dancing time.
And if Lady Di were here with us,
She’d eat some crawfish too;
We’d teach her how to crack the tails,
Just like the Cajuns do.
For the Cajuns like a fais do do,
They like a bonne soiree.
The Cajuns like to eat and drink
And pass the time away.
An alligator sauce picance
We’ll cook for you, my friend;
We want to make you happy,
As you pass on Interstate Ten.
-hardy parkerson
Glad to see somebody besides Hardy Parkerson and the Internet Terrorist posting here. Keep up the good work! s/Jack Burton
What is an internet terrorist, and who the hell is Hardy Parkerson ?
Those Starbucks Chicks
I haven’t written a poem
In quite a long time,
So I guess I’ll try writin’ one
And try to make it rhyme.
If I work real hard
And have a little luck
I might become a bard
Writin’ ‘bout those chicks at Starbucks.
Seems all the beautiful gals
Have gone to Starbucks, Slick;.
So I gotta get over there, pal
And find me a chick.
Those gals at Starbucks
Look like a bunch of movie stars;
But it’s I in my old truck
And they in their flashy cars.
But I’ve found out somethin’
That I didn’t know:
It’s if you have a truck,
It’s with you they wanta go.
Something ‘bout a truck
That makes a Starbucks honey
Wanta climb up in that cab
And help you spend your money.
-by hardy parkerson
Thanks for posting my poem, Jack! Keep up the good work!
Jim–I’d like your thoughts on the following…we in Louisiana have decided that legislators cannot hold fundraisers while in session. The reason is simply that it gives the appearance of impropriety. However, it is perfectly legal for a participant in a lawsuit or criminal hearing to make a campaign contribution to a judge the DAY that case is being heard. Shouldn’t we address this horrible perception??
Or a lawyer to the D.A.
If you’ve got money, honey,/
Freedom’s on it’s way./
You can buy the best lawyer in town,/
Or even the best D.A.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
Mark Abraham (Republican) is running for Senate District 25 as well. Now, party affiliation doesn’t matter to me one bit in this race. Mr. Abraham could be running for the Golden Retriever Party and as of right now, he’d have my vote.
Mr. Abraham is a former LSU football player, though in this instance I won’t hold that against him!! He served on the Lake Charles City Council from 1989 to 1992 and is currently the President of the Lake Charles Port Authority.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
Hardy must be taking his Prozac on a regular bases lately.
He not acting the fool as much.
Whoever you are, you Internet Terrorist, you should be taking Prozac. Your days are numbered. You will be arrested by the F.B.I. very, very soon; and the sooner the better for this and other web-sites. We are cominng after you hard. Pack your bags and toothbrush, for you will be using it inside a Federal prison somewhere, probably Beaumont or Oakdale. s/Hardy Parkerson
Oakdale I hope.
Wait and see if when it is all over and the votes are in and counted if it is not Senator Hillory Clinton who will be the next president. It’s an inevitabilty.
Also Hardy, remember what Winnie taugh you years ago.
“Your Judged By The Company You Keep”.
And to always wear clean unwear.
My mother taught me the Jewish Scriptures, which say, “Answer not a fool, according to his own folly, lest thou be like unto him.”
Chapter 2 – Our Inauguration
Once we have been elected, there will come the swearing in. It really will not be my Inauguration, but the inauguration of the little people of Louisiana. I plan to study the inauguration of Andrew Jackson and make ours match or outdo his first inauguration as much as possible. I recall studying about Jackson’s inauguration when I was a student at McNeese and taking American history from Dr. Donald J. Millet. Dr. Millet was a great professor, and in those days at McNeese he taught his classes in an old Army barracks moved onto the McNeese Campus and converted into a classroom. In those days, many of the McNeese classes were held in such old Army barracks. Dr. Millet taught much more than history. He taught about the Catholic Church and about Christianity as well. His lectures just came across in such a way as to let us know that his calling was more than as a history professor. And although I had gone to church all my life, and in my years prior to college, I had pretty much gone to church three times a week: Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday night; nevertheless, I never learned what the Doctrine of the Trinity was until I heard Dr. Millet explain how St. Patrick had gone into England and had taken the clover leaf to explain to the indigenous natives how that the Godhead could be and was “three in one,” by demonstrating how the cloverleaf was “three in one.” It was strange to me, even early in my college years, to realize that I had learned such an important tenet of the Christian Faith as the Doctrine of the Trinity from a Catholic, as I had been brought up in a church and in a society which was pretty much “anti-Catholic.”
As a young adult, I once had a serious problem, and I sought out for spiritual advice a friend of mine who was a retired Catholic priest. We had never discussed religion before, only the fact that he was a retired Catholic priest. When I approached him about my problem, I had the presence of mind to call him “Father”, although all of my life I had been taught to “call no man ‘Father’ but the father who was in Heaven.” Nevertheless, I said to my friend the retired Catholic priest, “Father Gobeil, I am not a Catholic, but….” He heard my initial introduction to him and said, “Son, let me ask you some questions!” When I had answered all of his litany of questions affirmatively, he said, “Son, you ARE a Catholic…according to Vatican II.” This came as a real surprise to me; and, I must add that since that time it has always been a comforting thought to me. Sometimes when I am asked if I am a Catholic, I answer, “No, but I am a better Catholic than a lot of them I know.”
What has this got to do with the Inauguration? Not so much; but I plan to have the Bishop of Louisiana for each of the the religious denominations in the state of Louisiana be a big part of the people’s Inauguration; for, after all, there is only “one” religion and I do believe it is the “catholic” religion, whether it be Baptist, Methodist, Assemblies of God, Pentecostal, Church of Christ, Episcopalian, Roman Catholic…whatever it is. There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
I was brought up in a church that did not believe in dancing. However, I have come to believe over the years that dancing is not as bad as it was made to seem to me when I was a boy growing up. So at the Inauguration, there will be “dancing on the Capitol Grounds,” and “dancing in the Streets of Baton Rouge.” We will have good Cajun music and good Cajun bands there to play and sing. Also, we will have good Blue Grass bands and vocalists there and good Country and Western bands and vocalists there and good Gospel bands and Gospel vocalists there. If we can afford him after the election, we are going to have Willie Nelson and Governor Kinky Friedman there…singing, as usual. The Parkerson Administration is going to be a musical one. I am going to have Jimmy Smith and Leonard Grissino and Brother Murrell Ewing and…you name him, or her…if he or she has musical and/or vocal talent, he or she is going to get a chance to perform at and be a big part of the People’s Inauguration and on the grounds of, and in the Lobby of, the State Capitol and on the grounds of and inside the Governor’s Mansion, and all during the four years of the Parkerson Administration.
And if we can afford to pay their plane fares and hotel bills–or maybe we can let all of them stay in the Governor’s Mansion during our Inauguration week; for sure I’ll be staying in my R.V. parked in the parking lot at the Governor’s Mansion–we will have former First Lady Nancy Reagan and her and President Ronald Reagan’s family there; and also former First Lady Rosalyn Carter and President Jimmy Carter there too; and President Gerald Ford and former First Lady Betty Ford; and President Bill Clinton and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton there. And if I am failing to mention somebody special that you would like to see be there and to be a big part of our Inauguration, you just let me know who it is, and I will do my very best to get them there.
There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about and to look forward too. And you, if you desire to be, you are going to be a big part of our Inauguration too. You just let me know!
Problem for you – you won’t get elected. You can’t get elected dog catcher.
You must have remembered, what your mother told you about being judged by the company you keep.
Especially if they don’t give you free tickets.
Hardy, why didn’t you attended of party’s dinner Saturday night?
There were a lot of our friends from the French Quarters asking about you.
“The president had five polyps all Democrats removed from his colon. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Carl Levin and Dick Durbin are all doing fine.”
Hardy, you didappoint me.
You haven’t even wished me a “Happy Birthday”, see I if I wish you a “Happy Birthday” in a couple of weeks.
I was thinking you and could to the casino for dinner and drinks. I’ve been sitting here waiting for you to call.
But I’ve got better things to do.
Ward Churchhill is an Idiot, as you are.
Take your medication.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: As far as this Internet Terrorist who calls himself Pathetic is concerned, it is just a matter of time until he will be arrested and jailed for Terrorism.
oh Hardy stop being such as idiot. You got bounced from the other internet forum for threatening people. You just can’t or incapable of learning. Hardy ever since you were a child people didn’t and still don’t like you. Your just a total idiot.
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: As far as this Internet Terrorist who calls himself Pathetic is concerned, it is just a matter of time until he will be arrested and jailed for Terrorism.
So you are going to turn yourself in, Hardy?
Hardy its good to see you back to posting PoliticsLa.com again.
Try to be nice, if you don’t, they will bar you again.
ML
Hardy Parkerson, Atty.: Jewish Scriptures: Answer not a fool according to his own folly, lest thou be like unto him.
Gov. Candidate on “The New Police State Terrorism…
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The New Police State Terrorism
(August 19, 2005
– by Hardy Parkerson, Attorney)
Take Calcasieu Parish for example. We start off with about a
thousand full time deputies. Then there is the Lake Charles City
Police of about three or four hundred. Then there is the Lake
Charles City Marshal police force of about a hundred. Then there is
the Louisiana State Police of thousands. Then there is the United
States Marshal police force. Then there is the Port of Lake Charles
police force, and the Sowela Tech police force, and the McNeese
State University Police force.
Also, now we have the Sabine River Authority police force. Am I
missing any? Oh, yes! There’s even the Railroad Police, even in Lake
Charles, with cop uniforms, badges and guns. Then there is the
Federal Bureau of Investigation police, not to mention the I.N.S.
Border Patrol police force and the U.S. Customs Service police force
which perform run-of-the-mill police operations traditionally
handled only by local state police forces.
Our Fathers never intended for the Federal Government to conduct an intrastate-only Criminal Justice System; but that is what is happening right now, with the United States Attorney’s offices
handling what has traditionally been handled only by local state
prosecutors and by local state courts.
What’s more is that a contingent from each of most of the
above-named police forces has gotten together and formed even
another giant police force that they call a “Task Force” and they
are literally terrorizing the State of Louisiana. In making what is
a simple arrest of a non-violent defendant, on a simple drug charge,
they arrive en masse and all pull out guns and aim them at even
women and children who are not even criminal suspects.
Further, they depend on the United States Attorneys’ offices to
prosecute the alleged cases that they “make”. Since the state
District Judges refuse to allow some of these police forces and/or
their leader and/or leaders to “terrorize” certain portions of
Calcasieu Parish, such as North Lake Charles, and refuse to allow
the police to dictate whether bond for accused defendants will even
be allowed, and, if so, how much these bonds should be set at, these
police forces and/or their leader and/or leaders have elected to
take their cases not to the local District Attorneys for
prosecution, but to take them to the United States attorneys whose
offices are getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
The traditional Louisiana Criminal Justice System is changing and changing fast. There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.
OPEN LETTER TO TONY-G –
Dear Tony-G,
I’ve been so busy lately that I have not even been able to do much about the campaign. Nevertheless, I see that LA Pubic Broadcasting is planning a debate without you and me. We can’t let that happen! LPB is paid for with your and my Tax dollars, and we are candidates. We can’t let them have that debate without us. You and I are the two best speakers of the whole bunch. Frankly, Jindal is no more qualified to be governor, anymore than you nor I is; but for some reason the Republican Party likes him. I still think he can be beaten, but it is not going to be Campbell, Boasso nor that other guy…what’s his name? George. It won’t be they who beat him. If he is to be beaten, it will be you or I who beats him. By the way, I’ve lost your e-mail address. Please send it to me, if this is not the best way to contact you. Best of luck! You are a great guy! Also, thanks for the nice things you have said about me! Please pray for my boy who is a Naval officer on the ground in Iraq. Keep up the good work! You are running a great campaign, outdoing me at the present time, for sure. Yet, one of us will make it; and before it’s all over, one of us will need the other. Again, keep up the good work!
Sincerely,
Hardy Parkerson – Lake Charles