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  1. TOO MANY LAWS!

    “Too Many Laws”

    The phone’s been a-ringin’/
    Off the wall./
    People with problems/
    Continue to call./
    “Too many lawyers,”/
    I’ve heard ‘em say;/
    But I say, “We don’t/
    Have enough today.”/
    People got problems/
    And serious ones too;/
    Come see the lawyer/
    To learn what to do./
    Some of ‘em even got/
    A few bucks to pay;/
    And when they do,/
    It makes my day./
    Law books becomin’/
    A thing of the past./
    Wonder how long/
    This thing’s gonna last./
    Just got a call from the F.B.I.;/
    Wants to talk to my client/
    Who ain’t gonna lie./
    I need a break,/
    Just a brief pause./
    It’s not too many lawyers,/
    But too many laws!

  2. Mr. Choupique

    It was the wealthy trail lawyers, unions, the poverty pimps,the Hollywood Elite and the Main Stream Media with that elected Barack Obama…………

  3. Hardy Parkerson

    I’m so embarrassed. I was addressing the great Campbell Brown, via her father’s web-site, and I had a grammatical error in my posting: I failed to end the statement with a quotation mark (“). Please pardon me! One day I’ll learn to proof-read everthing I write and/or post. s/Hardy Parkerson

  4. Hardy Parkerson

    “Too Many Laws”

    The phone’s been a-ringin’/
    Off the wall./
    People with problems/
    Continue to call./
    “Too many lawyers,”/
    I’ve heard ‘em say;/
    But I say, “We don’t/
    Have enough today.”/
    People got problems/
    And serious ones too;/
    Come see the lawyer/
    To learn what to do./
    Some of ‘em even got/
    A few bucks to pay;/
    And when they do,/
    It makes my day./
    Law books becomin’/
    A thing of the past./
    Wonder how long/
    This thing’s gonna last./
    Just got a call from the F.B.I.;/
    Wants to talk to my client/
    Who ain’t gonna lie./
    I need a break,/
    Just a brief pause./
    It’s not too many lawyers,/
    But too many laws!

  5. Mr. Choupique

    It was the wealthy trail lawyers, the corrupt union thugs, the poverty pimps,the Hollywood Elite and the Main Stream Media that elected Barack Obama. Don’t ever forgive it.

  6. Mr. Choupique

    It was the wealthy trail lawyers, the corrupt union thugs, the poverty pimps,the Hollywood Elite and the Main Stream Media that elected Barack Obama. Don’t ever forgive them it.

  7. OPTIMIST CREED:

    Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind./

    To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet./

    To make all your friends feel that there is something in them./

    To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true./

    To think only of the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best./

    To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own./

    To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future./

    To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile./

    To give so much time to improvment of youself that you have no time to criticize others./

    To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

  8. Hardy Parkerson

    Hey, the Tarheels won big again today! Of course, that’s in football. I don’t think they have a basketball team. For some reason they don’t even play basketball in North Carolina, only football.

  9. Hardy Parkerson

    Hey, the Tarheels won big again this weekend! Of course, that’s in football. I don’t think they have a basketball team. For some reason they don’t even play basketball in North Carolina, only football.

  10. Mr. Choupique

    John McCain would have lost no matter who his V P choice would have been.

    He was not the choice of rank and file Republican. His problem was, he was trying to please Democrats like yourself.

    And he got his just deserve.

  11. Hardy Parkerson

    Harry Fontenot sent me this e-mail and asked that the message be spread around:

    ABC NEWS BANS FLAG LAPEL PINS!

    YESTERDAY THE BRASS AT ABC NEWS ISSUED ORDERS FORBIDDING REPORTERS TO WEAR LAPEL PIN AMERICAN FLAGS OR OTHER PATRIOTIC INSIGNIA. THEIR REASONING WAS THAT ABC SHOULD REMAIN NEUTRAL ABOUT ‘CAUSES’.

    SINCE WHEN IS SUPPORT FOR PREVENTING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION SOME SORT OF A ‘CAUSE’? SINCE WHEN IS PATRIOTISM TO BE DISCOURAGED?

    I URGE YOU TO BOYCOTT ABC AND ITS SPONSORS AND AFFILIATES. WE ARE SLOWLY LOSING EVERYTHING OUR COUNTRY STANDS FOR AND EVERYTHING OUR MEN AND WOMEN FOUGHT AND DIED TO PRESERVE!

    PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN. THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED THROUGH: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/noflags.asp

    This should make your blood boil…it DOES mine!

    *****

    This has been checked out on Truth or fiction.com and on Snopes.com. This is true and even though I will have little effect on ABC News revenue I do plan on being careful to not view any program that is on ABC and boycott, if at all possible, the sponsors of ABC. Barbara Walters said that this was going to hurt ABC bad. As you know she works for ABC.

  12. Hardy Parkerson

    Harry Fontenot sent me this e-mail and asked that the message be spread around:

    ABC NEWS BANS FLAG LAPEL PINS!

    YESTERDAY THE BRASS AT ABC NEWS ISSUED ORDERS FORBIDDING REPORTERS TO WEAR LAPEL PIN AMERICAN FLAGS OR OTHER PATRIOTIC INSIGNIA. THEIR REASONING WAS THAT ABC SHOULD REMAIN NEUTRAL ABOUT ‘CAUSES’.

    SINCE WHEN IS SUPPORT FOR PREVENTING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION SOME SORT OF A ‘CAUSE’? SINCE WHEN IS PATRIOTISM TO BE DISCOURAGED?

    I URGE YOU TO BOYCOTT ABC AND ITS SPONSORS AND AFFILIATES. WE ARE SLOWLY LOSING EVERYTHING OUR COUNTRY STANDS FOR AND EVERYTHING OUR MEN AND WOMEN FOUGHT AND DIED TO PRESERVE!

    PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY AS YOU CAN. THIS HAS BEEN VERIFIED THROUGH: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/noflags.asp

    This should make your blood boil…it DOES mine!

    *****

    This has been checked out on Truth or fiction.com and on Snopes.com. This is true and even though I will have little effect on ABC News revenue I do plan on being careful to not view any program that is on ABC and boycott, if at all possible, the sponsors of ABC. Barbara Walters said that this was going to hurt ABC bad. As you know she works for ABC.

  13. Hardy Parkerson

    No, the Harry Fontenot I am referring to got his Ph.D. in Ichtheolody at Southern Christian University; and, believe you me, he is indeed smart. s/Hardy Parkerson

  14. Hardy Parkerson

    Nice that you Jim Brown have paid honor to the Hackberry Ramblers and to have noted the passing of the last member of that great Cajun misical group. I knew Mr. Duyon…oops! I mean Mr. Duhon, while he was living in Westlake. I believe he was the Chief of Police of the town of Westlake. His two sons are the famous Harlon Duhon, the famous labor leader and political activist; and Glenn Duhon, the great school teacher and high school and college basketball coach. Once I was out in San Francisco and I saw a notice taped to a utility pole. I walked up to read it, and it was an advertisement for the Hackberry Rambliers, who were–as I recall–performing at some prestigeous university in the San Francisco Area.

    May the Hackberry Ramblers rest in piece! s/Hardy Parkerson – Lake Charles

  15. Hardy Parkerson

    Stupid me! Even after having proof-read the foregoing post, as I was clicking to submit it, I saw that I had made the statement, “May the Hackberry Ramblers rest in piece.” What a blunder! Of course, it should have been, “May the Hackberry Ramblers rest in peace.” Oh, well! Nobody’s perfect, not even Hardy Parkerson. Keep up the good work Jim Brown! Won’t be long until you are governor of the state; and, as you know, I want to be your Chief of Staff. s/Hardy Parkerson

  16. Hardy Parkerson

    Stupid me, once again! Should have been, “Keep up the good work, Jim Brown!” Again, nobody’s perfect, not even Hardy Parkerson.

  17. Hardy Parkerson

    “Too Many Laws”

    The phone’s been a-ringin’
    Off the wall.
    People with problems
    Continue to call.
    “Too many lawyers,”
    I’ve heard ‘em say;
    But I say, “We don’t
    Have enough today.”
    People got problems
    And serious ones too;
    Come see the lawyer
    To learn what to do.
    Some of ‘em even got
    A few bucks to pay;
    And when they do,
    It makes my day.
    Law books becomin’
    A thing of the past.
    Wonder how long
    This thing’s gonna last.
    Just got a call from the F.B.I.;
    Wants to talk to my client
    Who ain’t gonna lie.
    I need a break,
    Just a brief pause.
    It’s not too many lawyers,
    But too many laws!

    -by hardy parkerson

    You have heard it said that we have too many lawyers. I say we do not have too many lawyers, but too many laws. Napoleon said that since every man is presumed to know the law and ignorance is no excuse for violating the law, that there should be no more laws than would fit in a one volume code that would fit in a man’s hip pocket or a woman’s purse. Thus the Code Napoleon, which Louisiana adopted as its own and which served us well for over two hundred years, until the Louisiana “Law Explosion” of recent years.

    Now each time the Louisiana legislature meets it passes over a thousand new laws, not like the early years of my legal career when it passed a few laws only every other yearly session. Now instead of our having a code of laws, accessible to every man, now to find the law one must be trained in legal research and delve into literally hundreds of volumes containing literally thousands of black letter statutes. Louisiana’s citizens are inundated in an ocean of laws. Law has become a major industry in Louisiana: courthouses, courts, judges, clerks of court, court-reporters, bailiffs, lawyers, district attorneys, thousands of cops, law offices on every corner; and all of them busy as a one-armed paper hanger. There is no need for so many laws, for such a law industry. It is easy to understand why we need many doctors and hospitals, for we all need health-care; but law should not be such a big part of our daily lives. The less laws the better.

    It’s time for Louisiana to return to the idea of codification: the publication of laws in plain and simply understandable principles of law contained in a one-volume code that will serve to guide the citizens and the courts as they interpret and apply the law. It’s time to tell our legislators to quit passing so many laws and to vote against those who do, to tell the governor to use her veto more, to vote against them or her if they do not, to elect to office only those public officials who will pledge in advance to quit passing so many laws and to reduce the number of laws already on the books. There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.

  18. Hardy Parkerson

    North Carolina Football Tar Heels
    2008 Schedule and Record

    08/30/08 vs. McNeese State Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 35-27
    09/11/08 at Rutgers
    Piscataway, N.J. W, 44-12
    09/20/08 vs. Virginia Tech
    Chapel Hill, N.C. L, 20-17
    09/27/08 at Miami
    Miami Gardens, Fla. W, 28-24
    10/04/08 vs. Connecticut
    Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 38-12
    10/11/08 vs. Notre Dame
    Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 29-24
    10/18/08 at Virginia
    Charlottesville, Va. L, 16-13
    10/25/08 vs. Boston College
    Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 45-24
    11/08/08 vs. Georgia Tech
    Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 28-7
    11/15/08 at Maryland
    College Park, Md. L, 17-15
    11/22/08 vs. NC State
    Chapel Hill, N.C. L, 41-10
    11/29/08 at Duke
    Durham, N.C. W, 28-20

  19. Justin Boudreaux

    Boy, that’s a pretty good record: 7 and 4. And it looks like the ones they lost were very close games, with the excepton of the N.C. State game. I wonder what happened to the Tar Heels on that day, I just wonder if North Carolina has a basketball team, or do they just have a football team. I’ve never heard anything about their having a basketball team, only a football team.

  20. Tuny Fourcard

    Hey, Justin. Nice to hear from you again. Where ya been keeing yourself? Come see me, or at least give me a
    call. Hope all is still going
    well with you.

  21. “…and this has nothing to do with the B-2 Bomber.”
    “What B-2 Bomber?”
    “That’s what I just said, there is no B-2 Bomber so why are you asking about it?”

  22. Hardy Parkerson

    From MY FIRST DAYS IN THE GOVERNOR’S MANSION.

    As soon as I’m sworn in as Governor of Louisiana, I am going to do is to:

    Establish New Health Care Science Centers,
    Including Chiropractic Schools

    At the same time I will be establishing six (6) six new schools of Health Care Science, including Medical schools and schools of Chiropractic Science, including schools for the education, training, qualification and certification of all of the other related health-care professions, such as Chiropractic Assistants, military-type Medics, Emergency Medical Technicians, Respiratory Therapists and Anesthetists. These schools will be free to Louisiana students who will contract in advance to remain in Louisiana after graduation and to practice their professions.

  23. Hardy Parkerson

    QUESTION: What did Paul Carmounce in–i.e.,
    what did him in–in the
    Fourth Congressional District Race?

    MY ANSWER: His bragging, especially right before
    election day, of his having “put sixteen or seventeen
    men on Death Row.” Everybody likes Capital
    Punishment, or so it seems; yet they despise the
    “hangman”. What do you think about the question?

    Sincerely,

    Hardy Parkerson
    Ronald Reagan-Bobby Jindal Democrat
    Lake Charles
    “Reagan was a Democrat at heart, and I think Jindal too.”

  24. Hardy Parkerson

    According to the Alexandria TOWN TALK, there is too much state government in Louisiana. Here’s what the newspaper article stated:

    Forces beyond the control of any individual or community have changed the local economic and civic landscape, perhaps for good and definitely forever. Ask any business owner or public official who has any perspective, and you will hear this:

    “Things today just don’t work the way they used to work.”

    That’s true — period. If you have not accepted that reality, best of luck to you.

    We focus on this today to ask two questions we’ve asked before: Do we need all of the local government agencies we have? Just as important, do we want all of them?

    “Government” and the amount and quality of it help to define a town, a city, a parish, a state and so on. The cost of government helps to define a community and the quality of life of the people who call that community home.

    You may rarely interact in person with local government and all of its agencies, but each and every one of them affects your life in significant ways, starting with the always-increasing bill for services.

    Louisiana, like most states, is loaded with government at every level. And, while the private sector gets as lean as the market dictates, government — the public sector — remains the same size or grows.

    Something is very wrong with that and with those of us who accept it as a given.

    There are, for example, 297 municipal police departments in Louisiana. Go to the head of the class if you can name 297 towns and cities in the Bayou State.

    That number does not come close to the total number of police agencies in Louisiana. In addition to paying for local police departments, taxpayers in their respective communities pay for part or all of lots of other police agencies.

    That includes the parish sheriff’s offices, municipal marshal’s offices, state fire marshal’s office, state police, campus police, medical center police, levee district police, state parks enforcement, agriculture and forestry officers, wildlife and fisheries enforcers, livestock brand enforcement, alcohol and beverage control officers, Mississippi River Bridge police, state public safety and corrections officers, state probation and parole officers, state department of justice, state revenue and taxation police, the little-known state museum police and the ever-popular Causeway Cops in Jefferson and St. Tammany parishes.

    We’re picking on the police because they are tough and because we need to make a much larger point.

    Do we need all of the local government agencies we have? Do we want them?

    Any answer starts with the fact that we’re paying for all of them.

  25. DeWayne Guice

    Jim I enjoyed the history you revealed on Ill. and Lincoln as well as the point on the troubles of their Governor. NO I do not feel he will get a fair trial in Ill., but remember I still want EWE out of jail and have always supported him.
    I am having a good time however by seeing corruption somewhere other than Louisiana. I can’t wiat until trail time.

  26. Hardy Parkerson

    The Louisiana National Guard should quit
    acting as city policemen and should also quit
    running a high school. Those state services
    are to be run by the various city police and parish sheriff departments, and by the Louisiana State Depart-
    ment of Education. These two areas of mis-
    management of the state government are
    just more examples of too much government and
    too much duplication of governmental services.
    NO WONDER TAXES ARE SO HIGH IN LOUISIANA!
    There is more to it all than this, but this is something
    to think about.

    Sincerely,

    Lt. Hardy Parkerson
    HHC, 3d BN, 156Inf, LAARNG, 1966-74
    Lake Charles

  27. Hardy Parkerson

    What the Calcasieu Parish Police Jury did when it purchased the building at 901 Lakeshore Drive was wrong, wrong, wrong! At least the method in which such a large amount of public money was spent and/or wasted.

    Sincerely,

    Hardy Parkerson
    Chm., Ronald Reagan-George W. Bush Democratic Caucus

  28. Hardy Parkerson

    “Too Many Laws”

    The phone’s been a-ringin’
    Off the wall./
    People with problems
    Continue to call./
    “Too many lawyers,”
    I’ve heard ‘em say;/
    But I say, “We don’t
    Have enough today.”/
    People got problems
    And serious ones too;/
    Come see the lawyer
    To learn what to do./
    Some of ‘em even got
    A few bucks to pay;/
    And when they do,
    It makes my day./
    Law books becomin’
    A thing of the past./
    Wonder how long
    This thing’s gonna last./
    Just got a call from the F.B.I.;/
    Wants to talk to my client
    Who ain’t gonna lie./
    I need a break,
    Just a brief pause./
    It’s not too many lawyers,
    But too many laws!

    -by hardy parkerson

    You have heard it said that we have too many lawyers. I say we do not have too many lawyers, but too many laws. Napoleon said that since every man is presumed to know the law and ignorance is no excuse for violating the law, that there should be no more laws than would fit in a one volume code that would fit in a man’s hip pocket or a woman’s purse. Thus the Code Napoleon, which Louisiana adopted as its own and which served us well for over two hundred years, until the Louisiana “Law Explosion” of recent years.

    Now each time the Louisiana legislature meets it passes over a thousand new laws, not like the early years of my legal career when it passed a few laws only every other yearly session. Now instead of our having a code of laws, accessible to every man, now to find the law one must be trained in legal research and delve into literally hundreds of volumes containing literally thousands of black letter statutes. Louisiana’s citizens are inundated in an ocean of laws. Law has become a major industry in Louisiana: courthouses, courts, judges, clerks of court, court-reporters, bailiffs, lawyers, district attorneys, thousands of cops, law offices on every corner; and all of them busy as a one-armed paper hanger. There is no need for so many laws, for such a law industry. It is easy to understand why we need many doctors and hospitals, for we all need health-care; but law should not be such a big part of our daily lives. The less laws the better.

    It’s time for Louisiana to return to the idea of codification: the publication of laws in plain and simply understandable principles of law contained in a one-volume code that will serve to guide the citizens and the courts as they interpret and apply the law. It’s time to tell our legislators to quit passing so many laws and to vote against those who do, to tell the governor to use her veto more, to vote against them or her if they do not, to elect to office only those public officials who will pledge in advance to quit passing so many laws and to reduce the number of laws already on the books. There is more to it all than this, but this is something to think about.

  29. Hardy Parkerson

    What a nice message, Mr. Thompson! I also went to school with the great Jim Brown in the mid 1960s at Tulane Law School in New Orleans. I recognized him
    even as early as then as
    a great person: very, very,
    very talented! Over the years
    I have maintained a close
    friendship with him, and he
    has not let me down a bit.
    He is one of the most-talented
    and best-thinking statesmen in
    America. I still look for him
    one day soon to be governor of Louisiana, if not a U.S. Senator, or even President. Again, your comment to Mr. Brown and on this his web-site was very nice. Nice seeing your post on Jim Brown’s “Graffiti Wall”. Boy, you seem to have done well in your career also. Must have been some good school and teacher(s) that you guys had in Kansas! Sincerely, Hardy Parkerson; Retired Lawyer after 41 years, Lake Charles.

  30. mr. Choupique

    This Art Thompson expects Jim Brown a non office holder, to do more than he expects Barack Obama to do.

  31. Hardy Parkerson

    OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH –

    Dear President Bush,

    You have done a great job as President of the U.S.! Please do one more thing for us, before you leave office; and that is release our former Governor Edwin W. Edwards from Federal Prison in Oakdale, You will not be making a mistake by doing so! I believe that if you do tthat, either you or your brother will be the next president of the U.S.

    Keep up the good work!

    Sincerely,

    Hardy Parkerson, Chm.
    Ronald Reagan, George W.
    Bush, Bobby Jindal Democratic Caucus of Louisiana
    Lake Charles
    hparkerson@suddenlink.net

  32. Pierre Cochon

    Susan Labry, you sound like an interesting person. Tell us about yourself. Where you live, have gone to school, what your involvement in politics has been, how you are related to Edwin W. Edwards, etc. s/Pierre – from Maurice

  33. Pierre Cochon

    Great music and songs at “Jim’s Musical Selections” found at the left-side of his Home Page. Take a listen. s/Pierre

    P.S.: I been a-seein dem Louisiana State Unemployment (LSU) advertisements all over town, but can’t nobody tell me ware dat office is, no. Dey just laugh, when I ax dem.

  34. Thanks Jim. State Farm in Fla. wanted a 41% increase, and Fla. Insurance officials rightly said no. I think this is all al big bluff. I don’t think, when all is said and done,State Farm will pull out. They are making money in other lines of business (auto, health, etc.) In Louisian, companies get about anything they want and the policyholder is the loser. So this whole battle has along way to play out.

  35. Pierre Cochon

    Ken talked about Lorena Bobbit. Did you know the Bobbits were from Louisiana? Yes, she was from Cutoff and he was from Dry Prong.

  36. Hardy Parkerson - Commenting on LA Legalized Gambling

    They Cash In

    -by hardy parkerson

    The women work; the men just play,/
    Both at the poker machines./
    Some win, some lose;/
    But there’s another day./

    The machines smile and say,/
    “Feed me your money and win today!”/
    And the people sit and pump it in and win/
    And lose ag’in, and go away./
    (But there’s another day.)/

    The doctor sits and then he hits,/
    And then he loses all./
    “Get your money ready, young man!/
    I’ll see you now in the back of the hall.”/

    “But, Doc, twenty’s all I’ve got!”/
    “That’s all right,/
    I understand!/
    I’ll see you now, young man.”/

    “Here, get this filled!/
    Take it before you sleep!/
    You don’t need a receipt./
    Thanks! Come see at my office!/
    (Now it’s back to that machine.”)/

    Baseball caps turned front-side back;/
    Bearded old man in sneakers/
    Playin’ the machines and winnin’,/
    Beside the sweatered girl who loses all./

    She says, “I know a better game /
    That we can play, if you can pay.”/
    The old man says, “It’s a shame, but I’m game./
    Here, take this and go cash in!”

  37. Hardy Parkerson - Commenting on LA Legalized Gambling

    Dear Senator Brown:

    The late, great Bill Dodd once told a small group of us McNeese students at a banquet that “Once a senator, always a senator.” I still call Clifford Newman “Senator” every time I see him, and Senator Jim Cox too. Hope you are doing OK. By the way, how is the great Jerry Lee Lewis doing? His rendition of “There’s A Star-Spangled Banner Waiving Somewhere” is great! I recommend you put it in your list of “Favorites” found on the left-hand column of your Home Page. Also, I plan to use it as my campaign song when next I run for office. I might even mount my piano and speakers on the back of my flat-bed truck and play and sign it my self–A LA JERRY LEE–as I tour the state. Keep up the good work! Thanks for everything…everything…you have done for me over the years! Again, keep up the good work! By the way, is that fellow who’s the new Prime Minister of England now, the same person you held the party for at the Governor’s Mansion back when Edwin W. Edwards lived there and you were the Secretary of State…I think it was Secretary of State and not your first term as Insurance Commissioner? You are a great leader and extremely talented stateman and we all appreciate you and your dedication and contributions to the better management and welfare to the state of Louisiana!

    Sincerely,

    Hardy Parkerson, J.D.
    Pres. and Chm. Bd. Regents; Southern Christian University