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Protesting the Election!

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Well, I had to do something over my lousy choices for president. So I got me an official voter’s nose clip to hold my nose when I vote. It’s a modified clothespin engineered to comfortably seal one’s nostrils against the “toxic fumes” radiating from the presidential candidates. Americans today are suffering from “Voter Distress Syndrome,” a previously unknown condition caused by exposure to the names, images, voices, or statements of our presidential candidates. The clip is proven to alleviate the symptoms of Voter Distress Syndrome (except mental anguish–that’s unavoidable during this election).  The clips are available in red, white, or blue and can be ordered by Clicking Here.


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