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So Just Who did Paul Revere Warn?

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Well by now, most of you have heard Sarah Palin’s explanation of why Pal Revere made his famous ride.  According to Sarah, it was to warn the British.  It was even a bit much for Chris Wallace at Fox News to swallow. All the Palin apologists immediately came to her defense saying Revere did warn the British.  Less known, says Sarah, is the fact that Paul Revere was captured by said redcoats and did indeed defiantly warn them of the awakened militia awaiting their arrival ahead and of the American Revolution’s inevitable victory.  But if you look at the interview, this was far from what Palin meant.  My friend, Andy Borowitz has the following comments about Palin’s “Freedom Tour.”

Visiting Thomas Jefferson’s historic home, Monticello, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today paid tribute to the nation’s third President, telling an audience of supporters, “We must never forget the wisdom of Jefferson, and his wife, Weezy.”Â  Gov. Palin said that “at a time of our history when the American people needed leadership, it was Jefferson who said the immortal words, “˜We’re movin’ on up.'”Â  The former Alaska Governor, criticized in recent days over her grasp of American history, used the Monticello speech to demonstrate her knowledge of the country’s founding fathers.  “Let us have the ingenuity of Benjamin Franklin, who invented the electric chair,” she said.

“Let us have the honesty of George Washington, who told his father that he chopped down a cherry tree because it was blocking his view of Russia,” she added.  “And let us have Washington’s perseverance, which he demonstrated during that harsh winter at Sweet Valley High.”Â  But she saved her most fulsome praise for her favorite American hero, Paul Revere: “In his famous cry, “˜One if by land, two if by sea,’ Paul Revere proved that you don’t have to know how to count higher than two to be a great American.”Â  At the end of her speech in Monticello, Gov. Palin said that she was looking forward to the next stop on her bus tour, Philadelphia, “the home of the Taco Bell.”Â  Go Andy.

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