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Globalization

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Ever have to explain what globalization is and how it works?  He is a pretty good way to do it.

Question:

What is the truest definition  of Globalization?   Answer:  Princess Diana’s death.  Question:  How come?                                

Answer :   An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,                              

riding in a  German car  with a  Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian  who was drunk on Scottish whisky, 

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),  followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,                                

on Japanese motorcycles,  treated by an American doctor, using  Brazilian medicines.                                

This is sent to you using American Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading                               

this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,  and  a Korean monitor,                                

assembled by  Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,                               

transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

 and trucked to you by Mexican illegals….. ..  

That,my friends,is Globalization !  

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